Ramsay roll-outs

Holy cow! So the foodie tom toms beat out news that Chef Ramsay - as he is reverentially referred to by impressionable Yanks whose rank restaurants even a rabid raccoon would rubber - might be planning to roll out a chain of barbecue joints called Fat Cow?  ‘Total Bull’, or something to that effect, a spokesperson is quoted as saying, denying any such venture is imminent. Shame. I can see the appeal of a Fat Cow all-you-can-eat buffet  followed by a pamper session using Lazy Cow products available from posho spa, Babbington House. Why not join me in a venture aimed at the meaty mass market, Gordon? I’m thinking...a chain of schnitzel joints aimed at chav slappers; let's call it Pauline Calf. What? That name has already been registered? Bullocks! The brand name Mad Cow is apparently still up for grabs. Discount burgers might work in a recession.