True Blood For Ya Bluds

The shops are full of orange and black tat. Must be Hallowe'en. And, in keeping with the season, what red blooded young male fan of emo-friendly Tv tosh True Blood wouldn’t fancy a Sookie on one of these babies? Aka ‘V-Juice’, the synthetic life blood that flows through Channel 4’s camp vamp-fest, this soft drink, described to me as ‘like sugary Fanta’ (nice!), is what to break out with your bluds whenever you tune in to telepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse, aka Anna Paquin, the hit show’s bodacious heroine. The manufacturer's PRs - who described the fizzy potion as ‘like sugary Fanta’ (because you sooo want that! ) - suggest using tit in various specially-created vodka cocktails such as Fangbanger, Death On The Beach and Plasmapolitan, perfect for Hallowe'en (apparently). The price of each four pack is a mortifying £19.99: for that, I expect nothing less than the elixir of eternal youth. What's that about marketing Muppets sucking another TV series dry?