Scent To Try Us?

It seems celebrity is merely the means to an end. Forget the talent -or distinct lack thereof -  that first propelled you to fame, it’s all about becoming a money-spinning überbrand and milking it like cash cow Katie Price who is unleashing yet another perfume aimed at Poundland princesses. Now, I totally get why a bloke might fancy firing into someone who smells of Hilary Duff, Kate Moss or J-Lo, hotties with pongs to peddle, but the Pricey don’t seem righty! Anyhow, from October 25th, you too can douse yourself in Precious Love - ‘a tribute to eternal love’, something she’d know all about as Peter Andre - who, stealing a march, launches Mysterious Girl For Women (huh?) tomorrow - will tell you. The latest Jordan juice comes in ‘a bottle that represents her life’ (cheap? plastic? see-through?) ‘with a frosted centre’ (you don’t say!) and ‘topped with her signature diamond cr**’..or was that ‘cap’? Victoria; Paris; Coleen; Chanelle Hayes: what next? L by Maureen from Driving School? Night Gusset by Amy Wino? Chip and Chavvi di Katona? `Seriously wrongpong.