PC Tits

I say the PG Tips chimps - long since on the dole, no thanks to a bunch of silly monkeys/ animal rights campaigners - are more capable than the PC tits that sit on countless quangos set up at our vast expense. Does the Northern Ireland Human Rights Commission, for instance, really imagine that banning terms such as a black day ‘with its hierarchical valuation of skin colour’ is of pressing concern to sensible Ulster folk? With our finances deep in the red (apologies to any Sioux or Cherokee readers) what sort of madperson - that's as opposed to ‘madman’ which might disenfranchise 50% of the population - is paid to come up with this nonsense? I’m guessing the same sort of eejit - a term presumably OK on the grounds that it is omnisexual? - that would ban the use of ‘master bedroom’, ‘barmaid’, ‘white knuckle ride’, ‘leather pouffe’ and ‘tall story’ -  the latter, on the basis that Sandi Toksvig might feel short changed? I’d complain to the PM but worry that addressing someone as Mr Brown is inappropriate.