OK, it’s cold outside, so cosy is a consideration, but does this justify the footwear phenomenon that, like early adopter Sienna Miller, won’t go away? I’m talking Ugg boots, those Aussie clodhoppers that are capable of turning any woman under 5’10” into an Oompa-Loompa, and the shapeliest pins into something resembling the back end of a pantomime horse. With no sign of the craze abating - the new London flagship store is permanently besieged - and fuggs (fake uggs, see above) in every street market - Ugg is now targeting blokes too. NOT ON YOUR BLODY LIFE, cobbers! Angelina AND Brad in Uggs? The Pitts! And teaming his with a purple velours jogging ensemble, Leo Di Caprio could be mistaken for Tinky Winky. If you really must, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eqSM-Z-aLXA offers a priceless video tutorial: ‘Don’t wear them with a bathing suit, PJs, Eskimo coat or to tropical beaches’ they reckon.. or within a mile of me, I say.
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